The

William McDougall NewsLetter Archive

Spring, 1998

EDITOR: CHRIS BRAND

Edinburgh

"What shall it profit us to penetrate the mysteries of the atom and electron, to measure in thousands of light-years the paths of the great nebulae, to invent the most marvellous machines, to set free and control unlimited reserves of energy, if all such physical discoveries cannot save us and our civilisation from the abyss, can but hasten the repetition of the old story, can but precipitate the downfall and decay which hitherto have followed swiftly upon every partial success of human effort to lift some part of the human race above the 'darkling plain, filled with confused alarms of struggle and flight, where ignorant armies clash by night'?"
      William McDOUGALL, 1934, The Frontiers of Psychology. Cambridge University Press.

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MARCH 3

Edinburgh Looneyversity

E. LU. PSYCHOLOGY DEPARTMENT TO BE ABOLISHED

Because the name of Chris Brand has been blackened by Dame Stewart Sutherland for almost two years, international academic citations of E.LU. Psychology have dropped to an all-time low. Nor was there ever much money coming in since 1986, when neuro-ethologist Professor David Vowles died. Moreover, the Department is expensive -- with a nursery and a colony of 12 monkeys to support, and a large number of technicians from days before most psychological studies and experiments came to be conducted with the computer as the vital ingredient.
      So now the Psychology Department has been told it must be abolished and its remaining 'tenured' staff become merely the main ingredient of a cheap-to-run 'School' that has no leadership, professes no commitment and conducts no research. In order to inject a bit of sense into the 'School of Psychological Studies', there will be plenty of part-time representatives from Neurology, Cognitive Science, Computer Science, Psychiatry and, above all, Education, Economics and Business Studies. The idea will be to pretend that Psychology is still being taught at the Looneyversity while in fact doing away with the expense of supporting the subject. Since most E.LU. psychologists have no loyalty to any recognizable form of psychology (certainly not to behaviourism, psychometric psychology, psychogenetics, evolutionary psychology or psychoanalysis), they have been asking for trouble for a long time. Their demand that they personally push Brand down the toilet together with his 'g factor' book was apparently what showed them up as ripe for abolition.
      Instead of supporting this shower, the University is apparently preparing to oblige Mr Gordon Coutts QC by setting up serious psychology at an Edinburgh University William McDougall Institute -- where incumbents will be free of bureaucracy, teaching, directing of studies, and restrictions on their Internet access….


Censorious Publisher

Writs are flying to and fro in London as the last Governor of Hong Kong, Chris Patten, sues HarperCollins -- and thus Rupert Murdoch -- for pulling out of publishing Patten's new book, East and West, which is not entirely sympathetic to Chinese Stalinism. Apparently, Mr Murdoch has his own plans for improving the governance of China -- but these involve first an orderly take-over of the ether by his 'Sky' television station. Macmillan will publish the book instead.
In the Observer (1 iii '98), the sage Timothy Garton Ash (of Cold War fame) does not blame Murdoch for pursuing his own commercial interests. The answer to one capitalist is simply another -- as Macmillan has excellently shown. Instead, he savages the hypocrisy of senior management at HarperCollins -- only one of whom (a respected figure, Stuart Proffitt) has resigned. "This revolting affair", is how TGA describes the conduct of such 'editors' who no longer deserve to be called publishing professionals.

{Needless to say, in all this the censorious ways of Wiley DePublisher have yet to receive a mention from London hacks -- though, as in the Wiley case, the HarperCollins decision to break contract came from New York. The failure of the British press to remark the arrival of PC in Britain and in Edinburgh LUniversity is astonishing. People just seem to assume that British universities -- despite weak spots in sociology departments -- will prove as robust against PC as was the US Constitution in its defence of Oprah Winfrey. Despite last year's wonderful film of Arthur Miller's 'The Crucible', people in the UK can't seem to see a witch-hunt when it has gone now for almost two years against a 26-year-tenured academic under their own noses in the capital city of Scotland. -- Lately the New Statesman has joined the list of London organs which simply decline to publish letters sent to them to protest about my treatment by Abominable Wiley and Edinburgh Looneyversity (cf. McDNL 27 January 1998, British Press Disgrace).}

PS  The resolution to Murdoch versus Patten was a big cheque and apology from Murdoch to Patten and a public statement by Murdoch that he had every confidence in his senior managers at HarperCollins -- an acknowledgment that they had simply been obeying his orders when telling Patten that his book was rubbish. Just what confidence Murdoch can have left in himself after this humiliating public exposure of his ways with editors is a moot point. Even the Times (a Murdoch-owned paper) disgraced itself by declining for several days to carry the Murdoch versus Patten news story -- making the Times and its editor, Peter Stothard, the main casualty of the sorry affair (cf. Stephen Glover, Spectator, 7 iii '98).


Paedophilia Corner

UNSUITABLE CASES FOR TREATMENT

The mystery of paeophilia continues to defy psychotherapists. Dawn Fisher has just reported an attempt to treat 39 'child molesters (in Legal and Criminological Psychology). Apparently 8 improved, 20 stayed the same, and 11 actually got worse in the course of the treatment -- ending even more convinced than at the start that their own victims had been fully co-operative and indeed eager for the experience.


Feminazie Abusohysteria = Environmentalunacy

FALSE MEMORIES DEFENDED --
ROYAL COLLEGE OF PSYCHIATRISTS CONDEMNED

Abusolooney Marjorie Orr is probably, after TV's Esther Rantzen, the best-known campaigner in Britain today for the cause of locking up as many men as possible on the basis of ancient and untestable allegations by their neurotic daughters. In line with McDNL policy of letting opposing arguments be seen, here she is -- together with three other abusohysterical letter writers to the Grauniad (13 i '98).

"The Royal College of Psychiatrists' deeply flawed draft report goes against the current understanding not only about the effects of child abuse, but other traumas, such as war, rape and torture. It perpetuates the myths of a profession traditionally hostile to the notion that life can drive some people mad, preferring to see organic dysfunctions as the sole cause of mental disturbance."
Marjorie Orr; Director, Accuracy About Abuse; PO Box 3125; London NW3 5QB.

Yes, Marjorie, that puts the matter in a nutshell! Environmentalists have lost virtually all the battles in psychiatry and psychology. (Homosexuality remains the one big exception. -- There, twin studies show only a modest genetic component.) So abusohysteria is now regarded by environmentaloons as a bolthole where they can reign unchallenged, defended by Britain's ill-informed media when they claim that people are the hapless products of their early environments. As to the effects of traumas like being bankrupted or put in concentration camp, I hope you will look at Personality, Biology and Society, Section V: Nature, Nurture and Nature via Nurture

[The latest in published environmentalunacy comes from Alice Miller -- For Your Own Good: The Roots of Violence in Child-Rearing, Virago {feminastie} Press, £7-99. AM's hypothesis is that "people whose integrity has not been damaged in childhood will feel no need to harm another person or themselves." However, even the Times could see what was wrong with the book: AM does nothing to establish that Adolf Hitler et al. had a worse time in childhood than their less notorious school friends. And though Hitler's father was certainly the drunken, womanizing brute not uncommonly found in the parentage of criminals, any link between Papa Schicklgrüber's behaviour and Hitler's could have been quite as much genetic as environmental.]


Munich, 1998

Madman Insane, the French and the Observer newspaper are cock-a-hoop at US and UK 'warmongering' being slapped down by the Secretary General of the United Nations. But the Observer's own 'Journalist of the Year', John Sweeney, reporting from Baghdad, is not a bit amused (1 iii '98). In Iraq, he says, in 1996, "103 army officers were executed after an attempted coup. Their bodies were returned to their families covered in dog bites." Apparently, the Iraqis are just utterly cowed by Madman. And what about the children and the lack of medical supplies? Well, there are plenty of new buildings in Baghdad. "It's not us who are killing children", says Sweeney, "it's him."


Child Abuse

(BBC Radio 4 UK, 27 ii '98, 08:40)

The misuse of children in order to intimidate and incarcerate men has been condemned for the first time on the BBC. A lady named Claire Fox complained that, in London dinner parties, people were treated as pariahs if they said anything against multiculturalism or the new British ban on handguns; and things went yet worse for them if they criticised the saint status awarded to 'child victims' of alleged abuse or paedophilia.
      CF was opposed by a high-PC discussant who was eager to extend current legislation against 'race hate' speech; and the Today programme's chairman left listeners in no doubt of his shock at CF's opposition to tiny tot tyranny. But this NewsLetter hereby awards CF its Badge of Honour.

PS  Soon after CF's appearance, another nice lady came on the radio to complain about the threats to free speech posed by PCs, feminazies and paedohysterics. She was apparently the President of the US Civil Liberties Union or some such. However, no-one had told her of the suppression of The g Factor from New York and Chichester.

{In Edinburgh, I have been privileged to make the acquaintance of a girl who is an art student at the Looneyversity and who agrees with what I have said about paedophilia. 'Aren't feminists a bore?' she memorably asked as we met for an orange juice and pint of Kilkenny Best Bitter. This is the second female student to so declare herself, the first being a charming girl from Ceylon. --No, my new supporter doesn't seem to have been a 'victim' of anything herself. The product of a distinguished Italian medical family, she simply had a good education in the best humanitarian traditions. What a relief to know that not all E.LU. students are as daft as the staff ! -- On the same day I had been reported to have "blasted" E.LU. bosses as "academic perverts" [in an unintended reporting of off-the-record remarks I had made while allowing student journalists a photo opportunity -- see below.].}

PS The prescient Gemini horoscope (Axiom, 26 ii '98) for that remarkable day was:

"Opportunities are there for the taking and with the vibrant mood you have been experiencing lately there is nothing that can stop you. Situations are just waiting for your ambitious nature to turn them to your advantage and you are well able to rise to any challenge."
A prediction for the week including February 26 (Mail, 21 ii '98) had been:
"There's joy in store for you this week. Jupiter promises success with some special plan or project, while Mercury, moving now into you tenth solar house, speaks of fame or recognition of some kind. No matter what now annoys you, there will soon be a way to rise above it."
And just three days the later, 'Mystic Meg' (News of the World, 1 iii '98) pertinently observed:
"People notice you and enjoy what you can say and do -- this is your time to shine, please don't waste a moment. Meeting someone who sees the true you will make your love life very exciting. Destiny links your family to old house in Italy."

Likewise taken with Italy is physicist Alan Sokal who exposed 'constructivist' nonsense for ever with his 'Transgressing the Boundaries' article. (The article kicked off by saying some scientists "cling to the dogma [of an 'objective external world'] imposed by the long post-Enlightenment hegemony" and was published in the social-science journal, Social Texts). Interviewed in Scientific American (iii '98), perky Alan, of New York University, says that there were only two non-scientists who realized that a draft of his article was a spoof. One was an Italian archaeologist. "But," says Alan, "that's not the only reason I married her."
      Coming soon: Alan SOKAL and Jean BRICMONT, 1998, Imposteures Intellectuelles.


Academic Perverts

Letter to Student [E.LUni. student newspaper] from Chris Brand.
Expected to be published 12 March. [After a financial crisis last autumn, Student is now published only fortnightly.]

26 ii '98; Edinburgh

Dear Editor,

I was shocked to find myself reported in your columns (26 February 1998) as condemning the senior management of Edinburgh University in the strong terms that I reserve for summary use with friends and apparent sympathizers.

      I had made it quite clear in e-mail (17 February*) to your reporter, Richard Gray, that I would not be giving him an interview until Student carried copy on my case making intelligent use of material at my website (http://www.crispian.demon.co.uk). However, Richard Gray pleaded for a photo opportunity because Student had lost all its previous photos of me during computer crashes. Thus it was (20 February) that I came to make a few off-the-record remarks to him during a few minutes on a windy Edinburgh street corner while the required photos were taken.
      Never doubt that, in view of what I know of how the University has proceeded against me for almost two years at its Press Conference, Inquiry, Tribunal and Appeal procedures, I will be condemning senior management in the strongest terms until matters are rectified. But the time for strong language from me in public will be when I give interviews, explain my meaning and provide the full justification of my indictment. That Student jumped the gun in all this is a further sorry indication that the academic approach to affairs is not in such good repair as it might be in the University. I hope Student will make its own apology to Sir Stewart for having carried disparagement without the vital academic corollary of argument; and am yours faithfully,

Chris Brand.

* The e-mail read:
"Thanks for your call, Richard. I will give you an interview once you can show me copy of Student taking an intelligent interest in the case. (You have my website http://www.crispian.demon.co.uk>?)"

PS  Reporting "Brand's fury at bosses" and my personal doubts about whether I could ever work alongside 'colleagues' who had been so feeble in defence of academic freedom, the Edinburgh Evening News (26 ii '98) properly added: "The latest comments by the sacked lecturer were included in the Edinburgh University student newspaper {as the front page story}. But Mr Brand said he is unhappy that he was quoted by the newspaper as his remarks were not intended for publication."

PS  Student did not in fact publish the letter -- presumably unwilling that their readers should learn of Student's breach of faith with me. Well, they will find that Glasgow is going to be the first to get the real news about Edinburgh Looneyversity.


Martyr's Corner

A new biography by Peter Ackroyd, The Life of Thomas More (Chatto & Windus, £20) is being tipped for 'book of the year awards' (e.g. by the Observer's reviewer, 1 iii '98). Of course, Saint Thomas -- as he became -- was only getting a dose of his own medicine when he was harshly imprisoned for a year and then beheaded (Henry VIII spared him partial hanging, castration and disembowelment at the last moment); for the Saint's piety had in former times been compatible with his condemning heretics with a veritably Lutheran coprophilic vulgarity and then burning them. But it is wrong to say he chose 'principle over ambition'. He was a genuine loyalist to monarchy -- except that he put God narrowly before the King, as Ackroyd makes clear.
      Fortunately there were no signs of unresolved neurotic conflict at the last. When asked how he would like his hair cut for his execution, the Saint replied, "Since the King has taken out a suit on my head, I won't spend another penny on it."

{Worryingly, a reproduction of Holbein's Saint Thomas -- from the Frick Museum, if memory serves -- hung on my wall for many a year…. But, no, I myself was never a 'sacker' -- nobody to sack since no-one would fund IQ research. I would have said -- like some of my 'colleagues' -- that I was a harsh marker; but, thankfully, Provost MacCormick's Inquiry established that not a word could be said against the fairness of my examining….}

PS  ! X-Certificate !  St Thomas was by no means hopelessly out of touch with the ways of the flesh. According to Literary Review (iii '98) he once advised a young girl: "So, young lady, who says you can't cope with a man when you can get your legs around a great horse?"


Education Realism

(Times, 30 i '98)

The sorry state of Britain's 'A' [Advanced] Level examinations has been revealed by top psychologist Professor Chris 'I don't know why people differ in handedness' McManus. 'A' Level success is now so largely a matter of rote learning that the exams are not even any good for selecting students for Medicine.
      So what can be done? Bring back exams where candidates have to think in the examination hall? Not a bit, says Prof. Chris! Rather, let's keep the 'A' Levels but select the medical students additionally by 'attitude' questionnaires.

{Yes, Chris! This is just what the authoritarians of Medicine would like: to have medical students selected not only for rote learning but also for brown nosing. Since you don't have much familiarity with attitude questionnaires yourself, I hope you'll look at Quotes XXX and familiarize yourself with the low levels of validity that are characteristic of many measures of 'personality' and 'attitudes.' Individual differences in g[eneral intelligence] and n[euroticism] {see The n Factor}are pretty measurable; but other personality factors remain hard to assess -- chiefly because of the lunatic reluctance of so many psychometrician-psychologists to acknowledge the head-and-shoulders supremacy of g and n and the resulting need to devise other measures so as to avoid complex contamination by these Big Two dimensions.}


Top Paeds Corner

(Sunday Times, 11 i '98, 'Taki')

Joining popstar Gary Glitter and science writer Sir Arthur C. Clarke on the receiving end of paedohysteria is top music philanthropist and millionaire Vincent Meyer -- lately remanded in jail by Swiss police.
      VM is the French-born, recently naturalised Swiss grandson of legendary financier André Meyer of Lazard Frères fame. An excellent father of three, his present wife is the niece of the Earl of Moray. VM is credited with saving the London-based Philharmonia Orchestra and is a keen sponsor of Glyndebourne. The Philharmonia's managing director has said VM is "someone I would trust with my life." VM is a quiet man with a keen sense of humour.
      So why the arrest? An incredibly beautiful girl from rich and titled parents died by her own hand at age 20, over Christmas, leaving a note claiming that VM had 'sexually abused' her from the age of 12 till 15. As of January 11, there were no witnesses at all against VM, but that didn't keep VM out of prison while the authorities embarked on a high-publicity trawl for evidence.

ASSUMING NO VIOLENCE OR THREAT OF VIOLENCE WAS INVOLVED, AND THAT THE COMPLAINANT HAD A MENTAL AGE OF 12 OR OVER AT THE TIME OF THE 'ABUSE', IT MUST BE SAID THAT IT IS NOW TIME FOR THE WEST TO ADOPT SOME SENSIBLE REQUIREMENT OF IMPRISONABLE CRIMINALITY -- A REPORT NEAR THE TIME OF WHAT TURNS OUT TO BE OBJECTIVELY DEMONSTRABLE HARM. FOR A MAN TO HAVE TO ENDURE HIS LIFE BEING WRECKED MERELY BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN NAMED IN AN ADOLESCENT'S SUICIDE NOTE IS PREPOSTEROUS AND SPEAKS VOLUMES OF COMING DANGERS.

PS  Meyer, 46, who is President of the London Philharmonia Orchestra, was eventually charged with the rape and manslaughter of the girl who had killed herself. He was released kon £2.5million bail -- a Swiss record -- and will be tried in the summer.


Satanic Rituals

(New Statesman, 27 ii '98, Richard Webster, 'A global village rumour' -- reviewing Jean La Fontaine, Speak of the Devil: Tales of Satanic Abuse in Contemporary England, Cambridge University Press, paperback £14-95)

Stories of witchcraft in past centuries often had a strong pornographic content which made the job of Inquisitor attractive to a certain type of repressed Catholic priest. Today it is the same, except that that the chief enthusiasts for reading witchcraft stories and mounting prosecutions are bony evangelicals and fat'n'frumpy social workers. (Just how California could have produced such types to originate modern Satanic abuse panics is unclear; but recruits were soon found in New York and eventually in outback areas of Britain.) For a two-page summary of this dangerous lunacy, Richard Webster's account could hardly be bettered: time and again police inquiries yield nothing -- not a single item of bloodstained clothing from the alleged 'multiple gang rape by six sheep' etc. Here is Webster quoting from anthropologist Jean La Fontaine on the crucial question of the role of children themselves in the fabrications and shared hysterias that result in families being broken up and innocent men put in jail. No, says JLF, the children are not lying. One girl (who had retracted her own testimony of multiple blow jobs etc.) told JLF simply:

"You lot are into those are into those things and the police and social workers wanted to hear them, so I thought I had to say something and went on from there."

Webster goes on to caution against undue belief in 'massive abuse' in Clwyd children's homes over the past half-century -- currently under investigation by a judge who is criticized in the press for allowing accusees as well as accusers to remain anonymous. (In this matter, the Mail on Sunday [22 ii '98, Michael Dobbs] is leading the furies in insisting that these homes were nothing but torture chambers for the entertainment of Welsh local government officials and councillors.)

{What Webster would make of the 400 claimants against Roman Catholic children's homes in Scotland is unknown. However, the Scottish accusations are far more commonly of physical 'abuse' (slapping, ear-pulling, hair-pulling) than of sexual shenanigans. Indeed the nuns may well have maintained a high moral tone. One complainant alleges, "They told us that if we touched our private parts, our hands would burn harder than the rest of us in hell." (Guardian, 10 ii '98)}


Age of Consent

(Evening Standard [London], 26 i '98)

Now showing on US TV is a new soap opera for teenagers, 'Dawson's Creek.' In the opening episode a gawky 15-year-old is working in a video store after school when his attractive high school teacher comes in to rent 'The Graduate.' He confesses he has a crush on her and is gently rebuffed. However, he counters with: "Let me tell you something, you blew it lady, 'cause I'm the best sex you'll ever have." Before you know it, pupil and teacher have embarked on a torrid affair.

{It is good to learn of some relaxation of attitudes in the USA. When spotty twelve year olds standardly have incompetent, alcopop-fuelled sex with each other and leave the taxpayer with the tab for the resulting baby, there is something to be said for paedophilia -- assuming non-violence and a Mental Age of 12 in both parties, of course.}


Serious Elitism Corner

Writing in Literary Review (ii 98), Queensman Brian Walden (cf. McDNL 3 February: Africa Realism) returns to his excellent theme that modern elites are now too terrified to stick up for themselves so end up passing their powers to the mob. The British Conservative Party is a good example of this cop-out tendency: as the parliamentary Party passed its powers to a wider electorate it became increasingly difficult to get rid of leaders who had outlived their usefulness -- like Mr Heath, then Mrs Thatcher (who had hung the millstones of the Poll Tax and Anti-Euroism around her own neck), then Mr Major. But surely the Monarchy will always retain its elitist right to appoint a Prime Minister in the event of a hung Parliament? Not a bit, says Walden. "Some way will be found to surrender any choice that has to be made to the politicians."


Top Biscuits Corner

(Sunday Times, 8 ii '98, 'Lecturer anger at 28% rise for chiefs')

In AY 1996/7, UK Vice Chancellors awarded themselves pay rises averaging 28%. Heading the pack was my one-time colleague George Bain -- one of the heavyweight Research Fellows while I was at Nuffield College, Oxford. Last year GB -- who had leftishly agreed to help the Government introduce a national minimum wage -- pulled in £150,852 as head of the London Business School while I got the sack and, despite some forty job applications, could find no-one to employ me even as a counter assistant at a Bangladeshi curry carry-out. Other British academics had an average pay increase of 2.9%.


Culture Corner

!!! X-Certificate !!!

According to politically correct reviewer James Wood in the Guardian (29 i '98), the following sentence {from the heroic John Updike's eighteenth novel, Toward the End of Time}"repays study." Representing "the moist quintessence of Updike's pointless sexology", "it suggests that in this novel [Updike] has found his ultimate, most Updikean narrator." "It is hard to imagine a tighter combination of kitschy 'fine writing', casual misogyny and vague, unstrenuous religiosity." This is certainly why McDougall supporters will like the offending sentence, so here it is. (The 66-year-old narrator, 'Ben', has, apart from his crusty wife, a lithe young prostitute and a sexy 13-year-old {who offers her small breasts like "honeysuckle berries"} for company.)

"The sight of her young lips obediently distended around my swollen member, her eyelids lowered demurely, afflicts me with a religious peace."

And why not, indeed?! Keep it up, John! -- Even if it makes Grauniad PC pinkoes fall off their perches! Updike is in good form in this novel, as witness another quote from the Updike sound-alike 'Ben':

"Ferocious female nagging is the price we men pay for our much-lamented prerogatives, the power and the mobility and the penis."

Paedohysteria Corner

(Sunday Mirror, 8 ii '98)

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SCANDAL OF SCHOOL SEX PACKS MADE IN DARTMOOR

Around 250,000 sex information packs for schools were recalled after it was discovered that paedophiles at Dartmoor prison had helped to assemble them.
      At least one illicit message was put into a pack, a prison spokesman has confirmed. …."We had a tip-off from a prisoner worried about losing his bonus. The money [£1-50 a week] may not sound much on the outside, but inside it can buy cigarettes."

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PS  Scientists at Hadassah Hebrew University in Jerusalem have now come up with a new anti-testosterone synthetic hormone called triptorelin (Sunday Mirror, 22 ii '98). Hopefully this chemical castrator will allow paedophile geniuses to live at liberty without being hounded from pillar to post by murderous Britoids. The researchers claim 100% success in reducing sex offenders' fantasies. However, some of the 24 sex criminals in the research may have been lying in the hope of early release; and paedophilia in particular, being more akin to love than lust, is notoriously difficult to treat biologically.


Edinburgh Looneyversity

(Student, 26 ii '98)

The Looneyversity is achieving in its teaching of Forensic Medicine those pedagogic advances that allow degree passes to be issued like confetti to the most mediocre students. Student is pleased to report:

"….students on this one-year course receive extensive handouts for their three lectures a week (removing any need for note-taking, or even attending, for that matter) and sit multiple choice exams."

Oxford University

(Student, 26 ii '98)

Oriel College student Chris Daniels was recently awoken by reporters from The Sun, who demanded to know the lurid details of his sex life.
      The confused student was hounded by tabloid reporters all day before they finally smelt a rat.
      Unbeknown to him, Mr Daniels had become embroiled in the Clinton sex scandal after his friends decided to phone the newspaper and pretend that he was White House aide Monica Lewinsky's mystery lover.

PS  Bill Clinton may not be entirely to blame for his alleged infidelity, according to an Edinburgh LUniversity professor. David Brock, Professor of Genetics, believes it is possible that the President's suspected behaviour could have been influenced by his genes. He told Student: "Genes influence all aspects of human behaviour. Men who hold positions of power tend to have a bigger sex drive than those who do not." -- Brock was promptly contradicted by an E.LUni. professor of sociology.


Environmentalunacy

(Times, 9 ii '98)

The appalling environmentalism of the British press could hardly be better exemplified than by a report in the Times (deriving from British Journal of Psychiatry) that Irish people living in Britain are eight times more likely than their English-born counterparts to suffer alcoholism. Every conceivable social-environmental explanation for this finding was rehearsed by the Times -- including fear of the gunman, poverty and of course English 'racism.' The possible involvements of genetic factors and selective migration [England is a welfare haven for Southern Irish people down on their luck] were not mentioned.


Feminaziesocialist Corner

(Student, 26 ii '98)

Attempting to ingratiate themselves with feminists, Edinburgh LUniversity's macho 'Socialist Workers' Student Society' tore up copies of the E.LUni. Students' Association magazine, Members Only. The problem? The front cover featured Wonderbra model Eva Herzegova and was thus "sexually oppressive." For their pains, the censorious socialists have now been de-recognized by ELUSA as an E.LUni. student society -- so will no longer be able to collect pocket money from Dame Stewart Sutherland and the UK taxpayer.


Reason and Passion -- and the Will

William McDougall was a firm believer in the importance of emotion as well as intelligence in the properly lived life. One might say he believed in the n factor as well as the g factor. Here he is (1927, Character and the Conduct of Life. London : Methuen) talking of the practical importance for growing children that they experience admiration.

McDougall begins by quoting Walter Pater: "THE TRUE VALUE OF SOULS IS IN PROPORTION TO WHAT THEY CAN ADMIRE." And the historian Lecky: "TO ADMIRE STRONGLY AND TO ADMIRE WISELY IS, INDEED, ONE OF THE BEST MEANS OF MORAL IMPROVEMENT." Then McDougall says: "Admiration tinged with tenderness, with gratitude and with awe, becomes reverence; and thus it is truly the beginning of all wisdom."
      According to McDougall, no merely intellectual enlightenment can take the place of this emotional influence [i.e. of respect]. "Socrates and Plato, with their assertion that knowledge is virtue, planted intellectualism at the heart of European culture, of which, ever since their time, it has been the most serious error and the bane." And -- though himself agnostic in religion -- McDougall goes on to cite one of his own favourite writers, Henri Amiel: "C'est la différence de Socrate à Jésus....Si la science ne donne pas l'amour, elle est insuffisante....Aimer c'est virtuellement savoir; savoir n'est pas virtuellement aimer...La science, si sprituelle et substantielle qu'elle soit en elle-même, est encore formelle relativement à l'amour."

It is perhaps worth remarking that this eulogy to admiration comes from a psychologist who equally champions the importance of independent-mindedness in the development of personality -- or, as McDougall put it, "self-reliance, self-respect, character, strength of will, the power to stand alone, if need be, against "the four corners of the world in arms.""
{For the latest on the w factor, see Chris Brand's chapter in H. Nyborg, 1997, The Scientific Study of Human Nature, Oxford:Pergamon.}


FeminNazie Corner
THE BREAST OF TIMES, THE WORST OF TIMES…
Mirror, 5 ii '98; Evening Standard 3 ii 98

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A {handsome} senior registrar was cleared yesterday of indecently assaulting a student who claimed he fondled her breasts at a hospital. {The medical student told a jury how the father of two stood behind her with his arms around her and used her own fingers to demonstrate stitches technique. According to the girl, the surgeon's hands strayed to her breasts and she "froze" until he pulled her towards his groin, when, without protest, she left.} Obstetrician Tapash Saha, 36, had said he was amazed by the allegations of the 22-year-old who had come into a room where he was writing up notes on an op.
      After the case at Newport Crown Court he said he was grateful for the support of colleagues at the Royal Gwent Hospital.

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{Yes, loyal colleagues can be invaluable in such crises…. The girl was not named in the papers, presumably for the usual scandalous 'legal reasons.'}


Women's Page

1.  DOCS SAVE DAMSELS IN DISTRESS
Mail, 6 ii '98

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Girls as young as 16 from immigrant families are having their virginity restored by surgeons to save them from shame on their wedding night.
      The operations in Holland have been condemned by a British professor of philosophy because the doctors are colluding in deceit against the intended husband.
      But the surgeons involved argue that some immigrant groups from Mediterranean and African countries set great store by the virginity of the new bride on her wedding night.
      "Her new husband's family may exact revenge in the form of violent reprisals and banishment of the bride," the surgeons from Rotterdam's Dr Daniel den Hoed Kliniek to the British Medical Journal…. The doctors followed up the cases of the first 20 patients seen at the clinic in 1993 who had an average age of 19, ranging from 16 to 23. ….Of the group, ten claimed they had lost their virginity as a result of forced intercourse, and six were having regular sex. All had details of the procedure removed from their medical records and none had any regrets. ….[The doctors] said: "The ethics of hymen reconstruction could be compared to the ethics of cosmetic surgery…."
      ….the procedure, called hymenorraphy [is] illegal in most Arab countries but [is] practised unofficially.

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2.  NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD!
Sunday Mirror, 8 ii '98

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Business is booming for a male prostitute featured on TV. Aussie Joel Ryan has even been contacted by women prepared to pay him £17,000 to fly to Britain for a week.
      ….Joel, 23, featured on BBC2's 'Under the Sun' last month, is Melbourne's most successful legal heterosexual prostitute, earning about £85,000 a year running an escort agency.

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3.  THE GOOD OLD DAYS

(The Daily Mail is holding a debate: "Did chastity belts exist or were they just a figment of people's imagination?")

"Three years after my marriage in 1932, I had a very brief affair with a friend. My husband went to see our family doctor, who suggested I should wear a chastity belt as a punishment.
    I was measured and my husband ordered two belts from a metal firm in Devon.
    For three years, he locked me into the belt every morning and undid it every night. The belt, together with the boned lace-up corset he made me wear, ensured I was very uncomfortable every day.
    After three years, I was still made to wear the belt if my husband went away on business or even if he went out for an evening….."
Name and address supplied, Bolton.

4.  PASSING ON THE STUPID GENE
FHM Magazine, i '98

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One female in Memphis is reportedly suing a pharmacist after she spread contraceptive jelly on a piece of toast and ate it. She then had unprotected sex thinking she was 'safe' and became pregnant. Although the jelly had instructions, she says there should have been a warning on the package saying it's not effective if eaten. "Who has the time to sit around reading directions?" she told a local paper.
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Boys' Own Corner
RE-EQUIP YOUR MANHOOD!
FHM Magazine, i '98

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The National Organisation for Restoring Men (NORM) has created a number of devices to help men reclaim lost foreskins. ….The 340g stainless steel Penis Uncircumcising Device (PUD) resurrects the foreskin by hanging a pewter goblet off your bell end. Fortunately, the PUD does include a handy drainpipe system which allows users to take a leak without having to remove the unit. The process can take up to three years to re-establish the natural state. Nevertheless, NORM co-founder R. Wayne Griffith has experienced first-hand its full effect. "Sex is full of delightful new sensations," he says.

The PUD is available ($115) from NORM at PO Box 52138, Pacific Grove, California 93950. USA Tel: 001 408 3754326.


Supermodels Corner

Not following Naomi Campbell to receive a bare hug from Nelson Mandela is Spanish supermodel Laura Cisneros -- star of the new Motorola ad. While displaying her creamy though perhaps just slightly flat bottom to FHM Magazine, LC said she long ignored family advice to be a model, so happy was she studying maths and thinking of becoming a psychologist. Now she has regular practical classes in psychology: "Men are always trying to chat me up. …I walk past them and they shout 'I want to fuck you.'"
      As yet, LC doesn't seem to have decided on a swain from these experiences. But sultry Anglo-Indian tigress, Melanie Sykes, 27, recently found herself stirred and shaken when interviewing the boy pop group, Hanson. "I started having naughty thoughts about one of them. The one who plays keyboards. I kept thinking, "Wow, he's very dishy" and then I'd feel terrible because he's only 14. Their PR lady said she had the same problem."
      Yet, whether 14 or 44, MS's man would have to be up to specification. 'Would she tell a boyfriend if he was small in the trouser department?' asked FHM. "Yes," replied the delicious MS, "and if it was too small and it wasn't working then I'd ditch him."

{Do these girls ever attend sex education classes, one wonders….}



MARCH 10

Nordic Naughtiness

PC CENSORSHIP CIRCUMVENTED

A key feature of Chris Brand versus Wiley DePublisher ("repellent") and E.LU. Principal Dame Stewart Sutherland ("false and personally obnoxious") has been the lack of interest in the case from most of the people who are normally believed to support free speech in Britain.
      With the exception of the Drumcroone Six (Scotsman, 5 ii '98), British academics have provided Brand with virtually no support -- in contrast with the US National Association of Scholars and Canada's Society for Academic Freedom and Scholarship. (This is not because Brand's case simply looks better from a safe distance: the Americans and Canadians have actually taken far more trouble to inform themselves -- writing to Provost MacCormick, E.LU. Secretary BeLowe, E.LU. Propaganda Minister Footperson and Dame Stewart.)
      Moreover, the London press has been pathetic. Magazines like Nature and Times Higher have dropped Brand from book reviewing; and the Spectator and the New Statesman have declined to take a jokey 'Pariah Corner' column (or anything else) from him. Only Personality & Individual Differences and Mankind Quarterly continue to seek Brand's services as a reviewer with any regularity. By accepting unquestioningly the sacking of Brand in August, 1997 by the same Dame Stewart who had first condemned Brand to the press in April, 1996, the London press has been singularly influential in turning Brand into a veritable non-person -- except for the communication enabled today by the Net.
      Now, however, an article by Brand is to appear this week in Sweden's Finanstidningen ('Financial Times'). This newspaper (edited by Knut Carlkvist) has already carried an account of the Brand affair for the Swedish business and finance community. That article was written by freelance journalist Bengt Olsson -- see McDNL, 23 December 1997, 'Censoring Psychology: The g Factor Affair goes Continental.' This time, translated by Bengt Olsson, Brand himself examines one of the central planks in the raft of objections to his researching, lecturing and writing -- the feminist plank on which even some of his E.LU. Psychology Department colleagues had perched to wail for Brand to be dismissed as 'insensitive to women.' (Many people presume Brand was tried for his claims about IQ, race, eugenics or paedophilia. Or just for his cheeking Dame Stewart. But the truth is that Edinburgh LUniversity trotted out any and every complaint it could discover from the previous twelve years; and feminazies made up about half the LUniversity witnesses produced against Brand at his Tribunal (May-July, 1997).)
      Here is how the English version of Brand's article begins. (It is hoped to provide the full English text in the next McDNL -- 17 March.)

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For Finanstidningen -- Sweden's Financial Times

Academic feminazism arrives in Europe

By CHRIS BRAND

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                    Two secretaries are discussing their new boss.
                    'He dresses so nicely,' said the first one.
                    'Yes,' replied the other one, 'and so quickly.'

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"Imagine the Virgin Mary cross-examined in a rape trial. The rapist would walk."
      Andrea DWORKIN, 1998.

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You are literate, civilized and well-informed. So you reckon you know the basics about feminism?
      You know it would be unwise to tell jokes about secretaries in front of women -- especially young women, even your own teenage daughter. You know that the omnipresence of 'rape' is a serious and sensitive subject, at least for women like Andrea Dworkin who claim to have been repeatedly raped by their own husbands. Likewise you know about the boring subject of 'political correctness' (PC) which forbids mention of lasting inequalities in abilities between people. You also know PC's practical corollary, 'affirmative action': you know there are politicians who want you to have women, Black and handicapped oops 'differently abled' people in your firm -- even at the highest levels -- in proportion to their percentage in the Swedish population.
      Actually, being urbane, you don't mind too much. After all, competing firms in the West are under the same pressures. Anyway, women enliven board meetings. If reasonably good-looking, they keep men on their toes. Certainly you don't think any kind of 'revolution' is occurring. After all, feminist ideologues like Andrea Dworkin (17 stone) have no more influence than Billy Graham…. People (including most women) are sensible; and you yourself are well-mannered and good-humoured and will not be caught out in the vulgar sexist and racist 'speech crimes' for which soccer hooligans are castigated by feminists. Only minority-haters and men with a zipper problem will have any difficulty with PC, you reckon.
      THINK AGAIN!…………

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To be continued.
To see the full article in Swedish go to Finanstidningen's own website, <http://www.fti.se>.

It should not be thought that finding a publisher for 'Brand on Feminazism' was easy. -- The article was turned down by Sweden's high-PC Moderna tider ('Modern Times').


Mr T. G. Coutts QC
re
Edinburgh University versus Mr C. R. Brand

In August, 1997, Edinburgh University dismissed Mr C. R. Brand for gross misconduct. Essentially, a University Disciplinary Tribunal had cleared Mr Brand of damaging the University, had been divided as to whether Mr Brand's conduct had been seriously disruptive of the University, but had unanimously agreed that an e-mail letter of Mr Brand's had been disgraceful. Taking Mr Brand's disgraceful e-mail together with what a majority of the Tribunal judged to have been a disturbing record of lesser complaints, it was recommended (2-1) that the Principal of Edinburgh University should consider dismissing Mr Brand; and dismissal was the action that the Principal took.

Mr Brand's Appeal before me against his dismissal involved three main arguments:

  1. That the Principal, having first condemned Mr Brand publicly in April, 1996, had unjustly -- in August, 1997 -- been the judge of his own case.
  2. That the alleged episodes of minor disruption should have been dealt with at the time they occurred (several of them were in the 1980's) by Edinburgh University management and were 'spent' for disciplinary purposes as stipulated in the University's own published guiding code (Staff Administration Manual 6:28).
  3. That, without notice to Mr Brand, the Tribunal, once in camera, had tried as disgraceful not the content of his e-mail message, but the manner in which he had presented it. At the Tribunal's sessions where he was present, Mr Brand had defended the truth of what he had said without realizing that truth was not at issue in his trial. Thus the trial was arguably unjust.

My determination of these arguments follows.

  1. The Principal proceeded at every stage to distance himself properly both from any condemnation of Brand and from the Tribunal -- which itself was set up by the University Court, not by the Principal. The Tribunal finally gave the Principal the discretion to dismiss Mr Brand, knowing full well that the Principal and Mr Brand had been at loggerheads. Mr Brand had ample opportunity (which he took) to air his objection to Sir Stewart's role in proceedings against him. The objection is thus not a valid ground of Appeal and is dismissed.
  2. It is clear (from SAM 6:28) that, even had Mr Brand been given formal warnings for his minor disruptive acts, his conduct could not of itself have formed the basis for further disciplinary action. To cumulate past actions for which no warnings had been issued is to violate the spirit of the University's own code. The Tribunal's 2-1 majority was wrong thus to cumulate, and the Appeal objection is upheld.
  3. It is correct that the Tribunal did not concern itself with the truth of what Mr Brand had said about paedophilia not being invariably harmful to adolescents. The Tribunal Report was largely concerned with the "manner" and "style" in which Mr Brand had put his views forward (on paedophilia and other topics). This concern with style is reasonable as an interpretation of the original charge; and Mr Brand himself at the Tribunal spent some time countering the idea that his behaviour had been 'reckless' or 'irresponsible' (as the Tribunal finally deemed it to be). To this extent the objection cannot be sustained.
        However, what is unclear is the standard that Mr Brand should have met for his e-mail statement to have been defensible under the commitment of UK universities to uphold academic freedom (Education Act, 1988). The Tribunal itself denied requiring that any controversial statement by an academic be made only in an academic journal or in a book involving extensive referencing and footnotes. So what standard should Mr Brand have met to be innocent of the charge? Since the Tribunal's Report provides no answer, the Tribunal can be said to have proceeded against Mr Brand in an uninstantiated way that he was unable to contest. Thus the Tribunal denied Mr Brand a procedural requirement of justice.

CONCLUSION

In view of my finding at 2., the Tribunal's cumulation of charges cannot be sustained. Once the minor disruption is set aside, what is left is the finding of disgraceful behaviour which the Tribunal itself plainly did not take to merit dismissal on its own. The Principal was thus misinformed as to the propriety of cumulation and must retract Mr Brand's dismissal and pay Mr Brand legal costs and compensation.

In view of my finding at 3., a re-trial of Mr Brand would be permissible and -- in view of the wider importance of the issue for the academic community -- desirable. The University might proceed in one of two ways.

In any event, a re-trial should be chaired by a legally qualified person.

Lastly, I would like to congratulate all parties to this dispute on their conduct over a long period in trying circumstances where there has been little guidance from precedent. My hope is now that the parties themselves will adopt a similarly generous view of each other. I require that, once re-engaged, Mr Brand should refrain from further public criticism of the University; and, if Mr Brand is eventually dismissed in response to any findings of a fresh Tribunal, that the University should treat him financially as if he had taken one of the forms of early retirement open to all academic staff. The matters considered here are of the greatest general importance for UK universities, and they should now be resolved as far as is possible without personal rancour or recrimination.

  1. Gordon Coutts, QC; Parliament House, High Street, Edinburgh.

April Fool!


Edinburgh Looneyversity
UK PINKO PROFS' PARADISE REVEALED

(Times Higher, 27 ii '98)

Within a year of New Labour taking office and continuing Mrs Thatcher's work, 43 British liberal-left and further-left Professors have realized they have a problem. So they have written to Times Higher to complain. They profess "grave concern at the government's abandonment of the principle of free higher education." Naturally the Profs have their Chairs all over the UK -- e.g. in Aberdeen, Belfast, Durham, Glasgow, Leeds, London, Oxford and York. But where are they mainly concentrated?

ANSWER:
IN THE LOONEYVERSITY OF EDINBURGH
WHICH HOUSES MORE THAN A QUARTER OF THEM.

Here they are: Zen Bankowski (Law & Society); Alice Brown (Politics); Duncan Forrester (Divinity); Peter Higgs (Physics & Astronomy); Patricia and Roger Jeffreys (Sociology); Neil MacCormick (Law & Society); Jim Miller (Linguistics); Peter Vandome (Econometrics); Charles Warlow (Medical Neurology); Martin Fransman (Economics).

A noteworthy feature of the Edinburgh Professors' action is that E.LU. has long had a strict policy that staff may not write letters to the Press from Departmental addresses unless they are representing a Departmental view. Thus it can be assumed that the Edinburgh Eleven speak for a truly vast array of unreconstructed Old Labour, Scot Nat, disaffected Liberal and outright Marxist types at the Looneyversity who fear that students who have to choose courses sensibly (so as to repay loans) will avoid the 'social' i.e. para-Marxist 'sciences.'


Race-denial Realism

On the evening of 5 iii '98, Classic FM Radio reported that the son of the Prime Minister had been amongst boys attacked by a gang of youths outside his Brompton Oratory school in London. Apparently, the Prime Minister was being updated hourly on developments. In line with prevailing British censorship, the skin colour of the attacking youths was not mentioned.
   By midnight it was plain that the BBC was not carrying the story. Nor did the Beeb mention it the next morning. Nor did the Daily Telegraph, the Daily Mail or the Times. -- A very successful exercise in damage limitation at a critical time! For Britain was only just recovering from reminders that Enoch Powell had predicted racial violence in Britain.


Islam Realism

{!! X-Certificate !!}

There is a lot to be said for Islam, even if its official propagandists are going through a rather 'wet' phase about polygamy as they try to seem more appealing in the West. One member of the Psychology Department at Edinburgh Looneyversity has already made the transition -- probably out of White guilt about Jewish/Zionist origins. The advantage of conversion is that one doesn't get stoned to death for sleeping with followers of the Prophet. It is like Pascal's Wager: atheism has no long-term personal rewards, so one may as well sign up with God just in case. At least, this is what German businessman Helmut Hofer, 54, is currently learning in Iran (Guardian, 17 ii '98). Currently arrested for multiple copulations with a slim and fragrant 26-year-old medical student [female], Hofer has now learned that he will escape stoning if he can somehow prove that he was a Muslim all along.


Marital Choice

McDOUGALL OUT-RADICALIZED THE RADICALS

On February 21st, 1906, William McDougall (then age 35) gave a talk at the London School of Economics and Political Science as part of a series* on 'biology and society' which included papers by the Fabian/socialist luminaries W. H. Beveridge, Mrs Sidney Webb and H. G. Wells. Though McDougall's main task was to propound "a practicable eugenic suggestion" -- that civil servants from Oxbridge backgrounds should be paid more if they had more children -- McDougall also touched on related themes. Unlike Plato (with his "stud farm"), McDougall was concerned to preserve the institution of the family. However, he went out of his way to deny that families need always take a traditional, Christian form. Preserving the family, observed McDougall "leaves open the question of the form of the family; and much can be said in favour of a restricted polygamy (not the harem)."

{As was pointed out in TgF NewsLetters, McDougall's forebear, Sir Francis Galton had written sympathetically of Islam and its classically polygamous arrangements. It is nice to see that McDougall continued this line of thought -- which is most lately expounded in my article for young Black people in which I urge greater provision in Western societies for marital choice.}

*  The lectures, audience replies to them and authors' rejoinders were published as Sociological Papers 3, London:Macmillan [for The Sociological Society], 1907. McDougall's registration of the advantages of polygamy appears on p. 71.


Political Correctness

This NewsLetter (like the TgF NewsLetter before it) has maintained that, far from being an amusing eccentricity of the more batty ex-socialists and 'social scientists', PC is virtually a rising new egalitarian religion. It may be about to become predominant in the West -- just as did Christianity under the convert Constantine from 313AD (Edict of Milan).
      A similarly serious -- and in no way 'paranoid' -- view of PC is now expounded impressively by Jim Kalb in the latest issue (February, 1998) of the Internet magazine PINC [= Politically Incorrect] at http://www.cycad.com/cgi-bin/pinc/. Perhaps anticipating the counter-attractions that Islamic arrangements may soon be seen to offer -- notably making for stable families -- Kalb concludes: "As liberal societies fall into chaos and tyranny in the coming years, the more ordered and comparatively successful ways of life non-liberal views make possible are likely to make them and the communities that adhere to them grow in importance." {Of course, Kalb also hopes for libertarian input to counter the growing excesses of PC; but he notes that libertarianism over the past generation has achieved rather little. He is so right: the 'Libertarian Alliance' in London (Chairperson: Chris Tame) declined to interest itself in The g Factor from the very beginning of Abominable Wiley's censorship.}

{ The required dynamic compromise between principles of 'freedom' and 'responsibility' is discussed further in Personality, Biology & Society, Section XXVIII.
    In fairness to libertarianism, its ideas were helpful in re-committing the West to a largely capitalist economic system, in exposing Communist failures, and in winning the Cold War. However, libertarians put their effort into urging economic rather than political and everyday freedoms. Thus the PC-Left was allowed to capture the media, the publishing houses, the universities and much of the rest of the state education system. What is now necessary is that libertarians and Islamic intellectuals should begin to talk to each other -- especially to thrash out a new deal for marital choice that can be offered at the Millennium.}


Physical Influence on Intelligence

MOTHERS' EARLY LEARNING CENTRE

-- Better wombs may improve intelligence, report suggests --

Reuters News Service, March 4, 1998, 3:48 p.m. EST, http://www.nando.net.

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LONDON. Genes may not be the only factor in determining intelligence -- better wombs can produce smarter children, New Scientist magazine said on Wednesday.

Victor Denenberg and colleagues at the University of Connecticut in Storrs and the Jackson Laboratory in Bar Harbor, Maine, found that genetically identical mouse embryos implanted in different wombs performed mental tasks at different levels.

"Denenberg thinks that the difference could be due to some subtle biochemical factors in the uterus," the magazine said.

The scientists say the research is the first to clearly implicate the womb in a child's long-term cognitive abilities and could have important implications for maternal health, surrogate motherhood and the development of artificial wombs.

"Maybe we ought to think more seriously about the physiology of gestation," Denenberg told the magazine. "Are there ways to prepare a non-pregnant uterus for pregnancy?"

Research on identical twins separated at birth and raised apart had previously led scientists to suspect that development in the womb affected intelligence, but Denenberg's study on mice offers further evidence of a link.

The researchers used a genetically identical group of mouse embryos suffering from an auto-immune disease similar to lupus in humans. They transplanted one third of the embryos in mice without the disease and another third in the wombs of other auto-immune mice.

The mice were raised by mothers not affected by the disease and, after they were weaned, Denenberg and his team put them through a battery of five learning tests.

"All the mice showed competence in learning, but in four of the five tests, the mice that developed in the womb of a mouse with no auto-immune disease did better -- even if they had inherited the brain abnormalities associated with the auto-immune disease," the magazine said.

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{Denenberg has been conducting such research for thirty years without coming up with anything very much. Caution is necessary about the above report until it is known:

  1. How big -- relative to normal between-womb variation -- was the manipulation made in the experiment
  2. How big -- in standard-deviational units -- were the effects achieved on learning ability.
  3. Whether there is any reason to think of Denenberg's five learning tests as providing a 'rat IQ test'. (Are the tests intercorrelated? Do they involve any significant symbolization or abstraction?) }

PS In fact, the manipulation was massive. All the rats involved came from mothers having an auto-immune disease equivalent to lupus. The disease results in progeny having manifest brain damage at birth. What Denenberg did was to rescue two triplets in three from the womb of such a mother -- implanting one rescuee in the womb of a normal rat mother, and the other in the womb of another mother having the auto-immune disease. That the press should think such a manipulation has much relevance to understanding intelligence differences between human children (e.g. New Scientist, 7 iii '98) is just a sign of how bad British journalism really is. [The original report by Denenberg appeared in an entirely obscure journal, Neuroreports 9, p. 619. But environmentaloons like Denenberg have many friends in the modern meedja.]


Female 'Empowerment'

In 1865, England's Criminal Procedure Act enshrined the right of a defendant to cross-question those who testified against him.
      In 1991, that right was restricted. Defendants could no longer cross-question children.
      Today, in Britain, the Home Secretary, Jack Straw, is considering cancelling defendants' rights to cross-question women in rape trials. Thus, by claiming the privileges of children, women would be allowed to put men behind bars without even having to face tricky questions like 'Why did you have a Dutch cap in your handbag that evening?' and 'Why did you drink the sixth Dubonnet I bought you if you didn't like me?'

{Hopefully there are some real women out there who will reject 'empowerment' through infantilization.}


Paedohysteria

  1. The latest outrage against academic freedom in the UK has been provided by a chemist's shop near a jumped-up polytechnic called the University of Central England. Finding in her university library a book, Mapplethorpe, containing Robert Mapplethorpe's photo of a young girl casually exposing her genitalia*, a student made her own photo of Mapplethorpe's picture for use in a thesis and took her roll of film to the local chemist for developing. Presumably thinking the photo the student's own work, the chemist brought in the local police who themselves proceeded to confiscate the book from the university library.
          This episode provoked a strong letter to the Times (5 iii '98) from one John Rubinstein, the Co-Chairman of the International Bar Association's Art and Cultural Property Law Committee (London). It is nice to know that there are some defenders of academic freedom in England. At the University of Central England, Principal Peter Knight is taking legal advice and may eventually do battle with West Midlands police. At least he has gone as far as to order another copy of the book for the library. (The book has been freely on sale in Britain since 1992.)

    * The offending photo depicts a little girl sitting on a pew wearing a dress but no underwear.

    PS Unlike Chris Brand's two-year battle for academic freedom, Peter Knight's not-yet-existent effort quickly attracted three letters of support in Times Higher (3 iv '98)
  2. BBC Radio's top show of the week, 'Any Questions' -- this week from Mildenhall, Suffolk (6 iii '98) -- featured a question to the four panellists about what should be done to re-house convicted 'paedophiles' after their prison sentences. The four panellists [though one could not pronounce the word 'paedophile'] were largely agreed in deploring the release of the names of such men to the general public and felt that, under supervision of probation officers, paedophiles should be housed normally -- though not within viewing distance of schools or playgrounds. The sentiment that lynch mobs were an utterly deplorable departure from English justice and tolerance was applauded handsomely by the audience.

Nature / Nurture

(cf. McDNL 2 December 1997, Heredity Realism: NEW YORKER JOURNALIST COMES ON BOARD)

-- Nature's Disgrace --

The scientific magazine Nature has now had Lawrence Wright's book, Twins (Weidenfeld & Nicolson / Wiley DePublisher, £14-99), reviewed (5 iii '98). Astonishingly, however, the reviewer, one J. Galloway, works at the Eastman Dental Hospital, London, where he is in a 'Team Development Unit'. Instead of offering any serious appraisal of the book's claims, Galloway settles for questions that seem to him -- as a complete novice with an anti-heredity bias -- to require answering:

Nature's disgraceful anti-hereditarianism thus extends as far as to keep from its readers even a summary of a summary of the exciting psychogenetic work of the past decade. {Though deprived readers of Nature will find most of what they need in Chapter 3 of The g Factor -- available via Inter-Library Loans.}


Race Realism

(Times Higher, 27 ii '98)

'GRAVE MISCONDUCT' -- SUSPENDED FOR SIX MONTHS!

The civil liberties situation looks pretty good in ex-fascist Spain.
      In Madrid, Professor Guillermo Quintana, 64, of Complutense University, produced a book in 1997 in which he announced the following:

Convinced of the merits of his work, GQ recommended his book widely to his students -- arranging discounts for bulk purchases, saying students could pass the exams without reading much else or attending his own lectures, and warning students off other works as a waste of time.

      Whatever the rights and wrongs of this, GQ has now been found guilty by his Faculty of "grave misconduct" -- and sentenced to be suspended from teaching for six months. Understandably, GQ is going to appeal against this as a 'violation of his constitutional rights.' Yet hopefully he will spare a thought for those in Bonnie Scotland who are sacked outright for less….


Professor Dame Stewart Sutherland

Like William McDougall, Principal Dame Stewart Sutherland was for several years a member of Corpus Christi College. But there the similarities end. The Mighty McD was on the philosophy staff in Oxford, whereas the Dame was one of the patients studying theology at Cambridge. The attitudes of the two academics to truth are also far apart. McDougall summed up his religion thus:

"....If I have a religion, its first precept is that we shall seek truth faithfully; and I would say this with Emerson: "God offers to every mind its choice between truth and repose. Take which you please. You can never have both.""
(William McDougall, 1927, Character and the Conduct of Life.
London : Methuen.)

By contrast, as a modern theologian, Dame Stewart does not believe there is any truth to be found. Here she is in the 995-page volume she edited in 1988, called The World's Religions (London : Routledge):

"One's beliefs are held, sometimes explicitly, sometimes implicitly, but always in a context which is demarcated by the social, intellectual and experiential options open to one."

Here is modern relativism in its tattered clothing of social science and of what Sir Karl Popper used to call the 'bucket theory of mind' -- that we can only be what we have 'experienced' (the fatal mistake of the British empiricists that led on to the last two centuries of posturing idealism and constructivism from French and German philosophers). The question to Dame Stewart has to be: 'From what 'options', precisely, do you think you are cut off?' (Even Whorff, the great propagandist of our linguistic entrapment, himself learned fluent Hopi.)

      Probably the Dame and her ilk will hedge their bets as they see this fast ball coming. The reply would thus be 'I don't and can't know.' In this pretty predictable case, the prepared objectivist and realist will reply:

  1. 'What would falsify your claim to indomitable ignorance?'
  2. 'Won't your claim of ignorance be subject to the same relativistic objections that you raise -- that it could well be wrong, and you just don't know?'
  3. 'Why don't you just get on with the business of thinking up propositions and criticizing them rather than worrying about what might or might not be the case?'
  4. 'Why not start with the proposition that 'any religion that fails to keep women faithful their husbands will fail to sustain a civilization'?'

Amusingly, the Dame's 995-page whopper is the most useless survey of world religions imaginable. It has nothing for the layman and nothing for the expert -- nor even any visual aids of bare-breasted ululating God-botherers for the student. The entire book contains only two references to polygamy [one of them admitting that Islam happily tolerates such "male domination" in Black Africa]. Topics like homosexuality, harems, female circumcision, infibulation and prostitution all receive precisely zero references apiece -- at least in the Index (which would have been the Dame's main contribution to the volume). As for the Karma Sutra, the Rubayat of Omar Khayam and the Upanishads, forget it! Modern theologians prefer relativistic and egalitarian waffle, as above, to spelling out just what different religions get up to and suggesting the contribution that some of them might have made and still make to evolution.

Still, at least there is so little on the theologians' agenda that Dame Stewart had room for her favourite joke. In 1976, no less than 211 of the 236 adult residents of Hadenburgh, New York State, had been ordained (by post) as ministers of the Universal Life Church. So why this upsurge in religiosity? Of course, it had nothing to do with any real work of the spirit -- in which the Dame probably lost any faith many moons ago. No, it was just that an enterprising businessman had persuaded the Hadenburghians that if they were ordained -- for a small fee -- a lifetime of US tax breaks would lie ahead.


The pleasures of philosophy

HOW POPPER EXPOSED WITTGENSTEIN

(Times Literary Supplement, Letters, 20 ii '98 and 6 iii '98; Sir Karl POPPER, 1992 Unended Quest: An Intellectual Biography 3rd ed., Section 26 [London:Routledge, first published 1974]; Observer 8 iii '98)

Many British philosophers were terrified of the excitable bachelor genius and cinéphile, Ludwig Wittgenstein -- a tinpot tyrant who had been dismissed as a village primary school teacher in Austria for hitting the children. Top logical positivist Freddie Ayer needed to down a bottle of hooch before giving a talk where Wittgenstein would be in the audience. Karl Popper, however, was determined in 1946 to expose the pretentious relativist nonsense of his fellow-Viennese. With his pro-science bent, Popper especially objected to Wittgenstein's idea that there were no real problems in philosophy but only 'puzzles' and 'linguistic confusions' where the modern philosopher's job was merely 'to get the fly out of the fly bottle.' As Popper has put it:

"One of the things which in those days I found difficult to understand was the tendency of English philosophers to flirt with nonrealistic epistemologies: phenomenalism, positivism, Berkeleyan or Humean or Machian idealism ("neutral monism"), sensationalism, pragmatism -- these playthings of philosophers were in those days more popular than realism."

      What exactly happened at the meeting of the Cambridge University Moral Sciences Club attended by Popper, Wittgenstein and Bertrand Russell (who had several times talked Wittgenstein out of suicide) is now once more in newsworthy dispute. What is agreed is that Popper and Wittgenstein sat at either side of a fireplace, where there was a poker, and that discussion between them became heated.
      According to Wittgenstein acolyte, philosopher Peter Geach, 82: "Wittgenstein picked up the poker and said, "Consider this poker." He found discussion with Popper futile and put the poker down." And then Wittgenstein walked out -- no harm in that….
      Popper's own more plausible account of events, recorded in 1974 but now supported by John Watkins and John Vinelott in Times Literary Supplement, is as follows:

Wittgenstein (brandishing the poker): "Give an example of a moral rule!"
Popper: "Not to threaten visiting lecturers with pokers."
"Whereupon Wittgenstein, in a rage, threw the poker down and stormed out of the room, banging the door behind him."

Subsequently, Watkins believes, Russell and several other pudendous philosophers voiced criticism of Wittgenstein's behaviour -- making it a big day when it is recalled that only two British philosophers (Gordon Graham [Aberdeen] and Glen Newey [Sussex]) have dared publicly to support Chris Brand against the management of Edinburgh LUniversity.


Recovered Memory Syndrome

(Times, 9 iii '98)

In 1995, Scottish solicitor Jim Fairlie, 54, was summoned by his wife to a family meeting where his youngest daughter, Katrina, accused him of repeatedly raping her since she was two years old and also letting two MPs rape her. Grown-up (and very pretty) Katrina had been in psychiatric treatment for psychosomatic pain and had been given drugs to help induce 'flashbacks.'
JF went ballistic and family relations were far from rosy for six months…. JF's isolation was total -- it was some while before he heard that there were a thousand other British fathers who were being similarly accused. Fortunately, his firm stood by him; and the accusations against the two MPs allowed the police to re-assure JF that they found no basis for proceeding with enquiries in these cases. Katrina eventually admitted that her story was absolutely without foundation. Now father and daughter are jointly suing Perth and Kinross Healthcare Trust for a great deal of money -- wished on by this NewsLetter.


Child Witnesses

{cf. McDNL 27 January 1998: British Press Disgrace 2}

Like Hitler's Germany, Stalin's Russia and Mao's China, Esther Rantzen's Britain standardly uses the testimony of young children to bring down adults. In the latest development of this infamy, the Crown Prosecution Service has announced (Guardian, 30 i '98, Clare Dyer) it will allow 'therapy' of accuser-victims to continue while prosecution is brought -- a process often taking a year or so. This ensures that the child is given plenty of practice in the story it is aiming to tell and is thus less likely to be thrown by subtle questioning from counsel for the defence….
      The only problem with this proposal for child-misusers is: What happens when the defendant too is a child? Recently three eight-year-old accuser-victims have broken down in court under questioning from counsel for two teenage boys [all the children came from the same village] accused of 'sexual abuse.' (Videoing, screens and desensitizing court procedures had not been enough, apparently.) Indeed, because this trial took place in a juvenile court, the convicted teenagers are entitled to a retrial at a higher court; so the accuser-victims will have to undergo their trauma yet again to oblige the adults who have erected this monstrous system. From the psychological point of view, the main expert finding has long been that it is the trial itself that is the greatest cause of unhappiness to accuser-victims -- who have often co-operated to a considerable degree in the sexual playtimes of children.


Enoch Powell

(cf. McDNL 10 February 1998, Enoch Powell (1912-1998): REALIST, LIBERTARIAN AND PATRIOT -- BUT NOT A 'RACIST')

In a remarkable revelation of Enoch Powell's personal psychology, a senior clergyman has kept a promise made over a dinner at Trinity College, Cambridge, ten years ago. Enoch had pointed out the homosexual theme in some fifty of his 'First Poems' -- published in 1988 -- and said that his homosexual involvement while a Cambridge undergraduate had been "the most painful thing of my early life." The clergyman to whom Enoch spoke, Canon Eric James (then Chaplain of Powell's old college, Trinity, and today an Extra Preacher for the Queen), promised to reveal what Enoch had said only after his death, when it would be 'a matter of literary history.' In his letter to the Times, published 10 ii '98, Mr James provided an extract from one of Enoch's poems:

And since our parting is decreed
By laws we cannot break,
The severed tissues long will bleed
And long the wound will ache.

      At present, no-one knows the identity of the man who had so captured Enoch's affections.
      Canon James' revelation probably helps explain Enoch's astonishing loyalty to his fellow soldiers from Army days -- Enoch was sometimes tearful about this period and always said his greatest wish was that he had been killed along with comrades in the Second World War.

{In the many press discussions of Britain's top 'racist' politician, it is commonly said that he simply 'got things wrong' and in particular that he failed to understand the tolerant character of British people. To this, some immigrants (like the omnipresent Yasmin Alibhai-Brown [Srindopakeshi female, now rather frumpy]) say 'Pull the other one!' But the real answer is this. After Powell had spoken out in 1968, both the Conservative and Labour parties tightened up massively on immigration -- as the far Left usually complains. Far from getting things wrong, Powell's speech can be argued to have put them right -- though the politicians preferred not to give Enoch the credit. Alas, because of a lack of attention to racial distinctions by both Enoch and other politicians, the global restrictions meant that Britain lost the opportunity in the 1990's to let in a million or so Hong Kong Chinese who would have done wonders for the British economy.}

{On film for BBC2, Enoch was asked what he found so attractive about Sir Hardy Amies -- the royal couturier and a lifelong friend of Enoch's from their days as army cadets. Enoch's reply: "If I say his gaiety, that mustn't be misunderstood….let's say joie de vivre."}

{Not content with media condemnations of Enoch, an eminent Oxford philosopher, Prof. Michael Dummett took the trouble to write to the Observer (22 ii '98) to accuse Enoch of lying. According to Dimmwitt, Powell's 'little old lady' who had told him her worries about immigration in 1968 was a "fabrication." In line with the best traditions of inquisitorial hysteria, Dimmwitt's letter advanced neither evidence nor argument for his claim.}

London's increasingly up-market and anti-paedohysterical Evening Standard, while criticizing Enoch's "impetuous nationalism", concluded as follows (9 ii '98).

"….in this age of cultural dunces, identikit professional politicians and spin doctors enforcing the party line, Enoch Powell stood out vividly as a man of eloquence and integrity, inspired by a messianic sense of history and of Britain's place in it. Soldier, scholar and romantic reactionary, he was the 100 degree proof to whom, in contrast, modern politicians are decaffeinated mineral water."

Another engaging tribute to Enoch came from Lord Jenkins of Hillhead (aka Roy Jenkins -- who was the founder-member of the Social Democratic Party which broke away from Labour and thus handed the nineteen-eighties to Mrs Thatcher). After noting Enoch's somewhat mechanical single-mindedness -- as a Cambridge undergraduate he worked from 5.30a.m. till 9.30p.m. each day -- Jenkins tells the following story.

"The occasion when he first made an unforgettable impression upon people of my parliamentary generation was in July 1959, within three months of a general election {yielding a big Conservative majority for Harold Macmillan}. With a total indifference to such a petty consideration, [Enoch] delivered a Savonarola-like denunciation of the Conservative government's colonial administration in Kenya and on the Hola detention camp in particular. He spoke frkom the backmost bench of the government side of the House, almost in the woodwork, and he had to do so far into the night. It was was one o' clock in the morning before he was called, but he managed in these unpropitious circumstances to make one of the three speeches which I remember best from my first decade and half in the House of Commons. It was a spectacular proclamation of the doctrine that you could not have one standard of British justice for white men in England and another for black men in Kenya. It had much passion in it, yet it remained on the mind as even more devastating than passionate. It made the "rivers of blood" speech, less than nine years later, still more surprising. Yet perhaps there was a common explanation of both. He was always a tramlines man. Put him on them and he followed the line relentlessly until he hit the depot with a resounding bang."

A strange thing about Enoch being considered 'the greatest living Englishman' is that he was, like Roy Jenkins, Welsh. -- "Both his parents were Welsh, he spoke Welsh, and he referred to Wales as 'the land of my fathers.'" (Douglas Davies, letter to Daily Mail, 23 ii '98)

In accordance with his wishes, Enoch was buried as a soldier -- laid to rest near his former comrades in the Royal Warwickshire Regiment (Evening News, 18 ii '98). The bearer party was from the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers, and trumpeters from the 5th Battalion sounded the Last Post and Reveille.

Guardian, 11 ii '98, Diary

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On Sunday, news of the death of Enoch Powell was broken on London Weekend Television by Trever Phillips {Black} and on BBC1 by Moira Stuart {coloured}. As for the Guardian report, this carried the by-lines of Vivek Chaudhary and Vikram Dodd. No doubt Mr Powell himself would have relished the irony as much as the rest of us.

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Abusohysteria

(BBC Radio 4 UK, 30 i '98, 13:00)

From 1995 to 1996, convictions for child prostitution [under age 18] in England and Wales doubled to around 200. The reaction of 'victim support' groups to this news was immediate: such prostitutes must instead be counted as victims of men and the men themselves prosecuted for "child abuse."

{Soon the only safe rule will be -- as long envisaged in feminazie demands -- that ANY SEX WITH A FEMALE CONSTITUTES "ABUSE" -- SO LONG AS SHE COMPLAINS OF IT WITHIN FIFTY YEARS OF HER MULTI-ORGASMIC EVENING. Any problems with this? Like: What will under-18-year-old girls have for a sex life? Don't worry! They will be allowed to carry on sleeping with their fellow teenagers for a bag of Smarties [M&M's] and having their resulting pregnancies paid for by the state as at present. -- Last week brought news of Britain's youngest-ever father: in 1997, an eleven year boy was awoken in the middle of the night by his mother to be told the news that he had got his fifteen-year-old girlfriend pregnant; now, at age twelve, he is granted a day off 'school' to attend the delivery (Times, 30 i '98).}

{In revolutionary Nicaragua, Sandinista boss Daniel Ortega (formerly president of the country) is now busy fending off allegations from his 30-year-old step-daughter that he had repeatedly abused her from the time she was 11.* Will this case involving a left-wing hero at last bring Western pinkoes to their senses? -- Probably not: the Left's 'working class' has vanished and the tax'n'spenders need feminasties and fresh 'victims of men' just as Gladstone's last government required every minority Gladstone could get his hands on.}

*  One is reminded that Beria, Stalin's secret service organizer, used to have his minions cruise the streets of Moscow picking up virgin girls as young as 12 for raping by Communist Party bosses.


Feminazie Corner

(Mirror, 28 i '98; Mail 31 i '98, Lynda Lee-Potter; Mail 1 ii '98 Jessica Davies)

The latest feminazie outrage in Britain is the week-long trial by the Royal Navy of Lieutenant Commander David Bellingham for disgraceful conduct with four Wrens on the frigate he commanded, H.M.S. Coventry. Charged with such heinous crimes and misdemeanours as patting a girl's bottom and suggesting that another Wren might show him the tattoo she claimed to have, Bellingham was cleared of all but one of the accusations ('talking dirty' to a Wren over the ship's communication system). But this was only after a year of agony, putting his marriage gravely at risk, social isolation and £20,000 in solicitor's bills.
      Plainly the Navy's experiment in having wymmin on ships has been a disaster. In particular, how can girls be expected to cope with mustard gas attacks if they can't cope with building-site language and horseplay? Still more seriously, it is surely time to end the arrangement where people are given court room trials on 'harassment' allegations that include no evidence of demonstrable harm having been caused. A man's career has been wrecked (Bellingham was fined £2,000, reprimanded, and lost seniority) for nothing more than dirty talk with Wrens who by all accounts were well used to it. One girl used to wander round H.M.S. Coventry in a see-through nightie and confessed in court to talking openly and often about sex; others stood astride one of the ship's ropes and pretended it was a penis; and two Wrens had affairs with married men on H.M.S. Coventry. Lieutenant Commander Bellingham had tried to get in the spirit of things with young girls of whom he had complained to his wife that he found them bawdy. Probably his mistake was not to have screwed them: his wife pointed out that they were not his type at all.


Abusohysteria

Scotland on Sunday, 25 i '98

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CATHOLIC CHURCH IN £12m CLAIM
OVER SCOTTISH CHILD ABUSE SCANDAL

Lawyers are to demand £12m compensation for hundreds of ex-residents of children's homes in Scotland who claim they suffered physical, sexual and emotional abuse by a group of Catholic nuns. ….[The leading solicitor involved] says "ritual abuse" was rife in the homes between 1937 and 1978. ….[John] McCorry was an 11-year old taken into the Smyllum orphanage [in Lanarkshire] with seven brothers and sisters between 1952 and 1955. After all the violent beatings he received and witnessed, he says he endured four days' solitary confinement for trying to run away. ….Girls were also targets of abuse, according to the victims. ….They were fed "disgusting" food, including giblets, and made to stand in freezing corridors as a punishment for minor offences.

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{That such incidents can form the basis of massive compensation claims after forty or fifty years beggars belief. Even granted the longevity of nuns, many of the key defence witnesses will presumably be dead. Soon British lawyers will come to believe they can charge France with the identity-infringing human costs of the Norman Conquest.}


Psycholunacy

(Guardian, 3 ii '98)

In the past decade, 'assertion therapy' and 'anger management' have been popular offers from Britain's highly paid clinical psychologists -- even though these techniques have no theoretical basis and are just Granny wisdom ('Count up to ten before you belt him one'). Now, at an official inquiry into the scandals of top security Ashworth Hospital, Merseyside (formerly Rampton Hospital, cf. TgF NewsLetters, c. February 1997), star Patient B, aged 38 (who reports drugs still circulate at Ashworth) has described how two psychologists responsible for the local anger management course were found fighting in the hospital car park.


Paedohysteria Corner

1.  ONE OF LAST REMAINING MALES BANISHED
FROM PRIMARY SCHOOL HEADSHIP

-- COURT ACQUITTAL MEANS PRECISELY NOTHING --

Daily Mail, 26 i '98, Tony Halpin and Andrew Loudon

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HOUNDED OUT,
THE HEAD ACCUSED OF ASSAULTING A PUPIL

For 17 years, Bob Munden Jones {who looks like soccer star} was the sort of headmaster that parents dream of.
      His affinity with children and no-nonsense style saw pupil numbers grow steadily at Trewlawnyd Church of Wales primary school near Rhyl.
      But his career has been destroyed after he was falsely accused of indecently assaulting a four-year-old pupil. Mr Munded Jones, a teacher for 32 years, claims he was forced out after a 'witchhunt' by Church and Flintshire local education authority officials, despite a petition from 90 per cent of parents demanding his return.
      'I've lost count of the sleepless nights and I'm totally devastated,' he said. 'Teaching was my life. Now I have nothing. I have been caught up in a web of totally unfounded allegations.'
      Mr Munded Jones was suspended in June 1997 after the school's caretaker, Janette Paulus, accused him of assaulting the girl as she sat on his knee.
      During a four-day trial at Mold Crown Court in December 1996, Mr Munden Jones explained that the girl, who was waiting for a late taxi home, had been sitting sideways across his knees, not his lap. He had bounced her up and down and joked with her as she ate a packet of crisps.
      The court heard that he had had a series of rows with Mrs Paulus, the worst when she let the school oil tank run dry, causing the heating to fail and freezing the pipes. The ensuing flood cost the school £10,000.   
      The jury took ten minutes to acquit Mr Munden Jones of indecent assault, many shaking him by the hand as they left court.
      But the school authorities refused to lift the suspension, saying Mr Munden Jones was being investigated for 'other matters.'
It took his solicitor, Peter Williams, another three months to find out what they were.
      Finally, in March last year, he was accused of 'conduct detrimental to the welfare of children.'
      'Every one of the accusations came from two members of staff who did not have direct evidence but only what they heard,' Mr Williams said.
      'We interviewed the parents in every case and they all refuted the allegations. Mr Munden Jones is a tactile sort of guy and like a big father to the children. They would climb all over him while he was talking with the parents.'
      As the disciplinary hearing date approached, both the local authority and the Church replaced their representatives on the school's governing body.
      Mr Munden Jones was convinced the hearing, eventually set for January 19 this year, would be loaded against him.
      He decided to quit his £28,000-a-year job, fearing he would lose his pension rights if sacked.
      'This is a great injustice. I was forced to resign,' said the divorced father of one. 'I planned to work until retirement at 60. But I now face a loss of earnings over the next six years totalling nearly £100,000.'
      Parents continued to speak highly of their headmaster yesterday.
      Former PTA chairman Linda Evans said: 'He's a traditional type of teacher who expects high standards and brings out the best in all children. The school was his life. He has seen it grow and flourish and this is a very sad end to his career.'

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2.  SIR ARTHUR C. CLARKE = PAEDOPHILE = MURDERER
         says Daily Mirror (2 ii '98, p. 6, Editorial and Open Letter)

The wilful confusion of the mildest and most un-complained-of paedophilia with child murder could hardly be better illustrated than by the Mirror's coverage of the case of Arthur C. Clarke -- the long-standing employer of many of Ceylon's male adolescents. Not content with an editorial urging Britoids to "nation-wide outrage" about a man who had given up Britoids forty years ago, the Mirror carried a letter from a mother who claimed her fourteen-year-old boy had been murdered by a man who had once spent ten months in prison for possessing 'paedophile images.' In fact, however:

Now the forty-seven-year old grandmother of three tells Sir Arthur (who seems never to have been accused of hurting a fly): "You don't even deserve air to breathe, let alone the privileged lifestyle you lead at your luxury beach house in Sri Lanka." {Ay, there's the rub for a Britoid!} "…If I had my way, all child molesters would be castrated then given life imprisonment. And in case they ever escaped, I'd tattoo "PERVERT" across their heads."

{While the British media hoo-hah was going on about Sir Arthur, only footnotes were given in the press to a weekend battle between Tamil rebels and government troops in Ceylon which had left at least 380 dead (Daily Express, 3 ii '98).}


Competition Corner

Here is a characterization of Stalin by the Russian poet, Osip Mandelstam.

"Ringed with a scum of chicken-necked bosses
he toys with the tribute of half-men.
One whistles, another miaows, a third snivels."

To which other Chief Executive would this apply?


Gemini Corner

No stuffy supporter of protocol for its own sake, NewsLetter hero young-at-heart Prince Philip recently went to the aid of a boy who was trying to climb over police railings. The Prince thus helped the lad give a bouquet of flowers from his mother to Her Majesty the Queen on her visit -- amidst carnival-like scenes -- to the East End of London (Mirror, 20 ii '98). (Not that life is all fun and games for the Prince. Standard ES magazine (30 i '98) estimated that the Prince had shaken hands with some 1,932,000 people since the Queen ascended to the throne.)

Other Top Geminis are:

[The Mighty McDougall himself was almost a Gemini -- b. 22 vi 1871.]

The latest very accurate prognostication for Geminis comes from "Britain's top astrologer" Marjorie Orr* (Express, 23 ii '98):

"If you cannot feel successful now, then you cannot be trying very hard. A real congregation of planets at your mid-heaven, including lucky Jupiter, indicate that you are being recognised by the right people. There may be jealousy or resentment, but you are coping remarkably well by ducking** at the right time. Fine thought: The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves."

* Can this be the same Marjorie Orr as the leading abusohysteric who wrote to the Guardian in favour of 'recovered memories' (McDNL 3 March 1998)?…

**  This will refer to my letter to Student -- due for publication on March 12th….

Just before the horoscope in the Express, the London Evening Standard (18 ii '98) offered the following reassurance to Geminis on Appeal:

"Don't despair if what seems to have been decreed to be your lot in life doesn't meet your expectations. But the Sun's move to a crucial point of your chart means you should see your long-term future in a more encouraging light. You may have to wait for a while, but something magical its on its way."

Quite right about having to wait! Mr T. Gordon Coutts QC has announced his decision to ignore the University's stipulation that he come to his verdict within fourteen days.


Satanic Abuse Corner

-- Seven years after 'Satanic abuse' was completely discredited in an official UK inquiry, trainee social workers are still being taught to look out for it. --

(Mail on Sunday, 1 ii '98, Rosie Waterhouse)

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NEW WITCH-HUNTERS

….the disgraceful ordeal that shattered the lives of decent, loving parents [in Rochdale, seven years ago] may be about to threaten families all over again.

      For damning new evidence has revealed that social workers are once more being urged to take seriously the myth that Satanic abuse is widespread in Britain.

The Rochdale and Orkney cases came about because social workers were too ready to believe children's fabricated claims.

….[Now] Liverpool University is at the heart of serious allegations over the resurgence of the Satanic abuse phenomenon. A team of women researchers there is expected to produce new examples of ritual abuse next month after carrying out an extraordinary survey in which questionnaires were delivered to 100,000 addresses at random.

….Meanwhile the so-called growth of in Satanic abuse was discussed at a conference at Warwick University. ….The Press was banned…but The Mail on Sunday can disclose that nearly every speaker and every workshop featured Satanic abuse.

….Maureen Davies, an Evangelical Christian seen as a prime mover in spreading the disturbing theories, now lectures in North Wales. And a British Psychological Society report showed recently that 13 per cent of 800 psychologists who answered a survey had worked with clients who claimed they were victims of 'Satanic ritual' abuse -- and they believed it.

      But Jean La Fontaine, emeritus professor of anthropology at the London School of Economics -- whose book exposing the Satanic abuse myth is to be published soon -- said yesterday that no investigation in Britain or abroad had uncovered any evidence of it. 'The kind of manuals used at Liverpool University refer to Satanic abuse as though it was established beyond doubt,' she said. And she attacked 'recovered memory' techniques and hypnotherapy used on victims to help them to remember abuse. 'Something has to be done or there will be new witch-hunts, devastating innocent people and children.'

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Affirmative Action?

(Daily Mail, 19 ii '98; Sunday Mirror, 22 ii '98)

The British press has been swamped with speculation as to the significance of Prince Charles appointing a 42-year-old Black lady as his Deputy Press Secretary (salary £35K).

  1. Prince Charles says the appointment was made entirely on merit. The lady had risen through the ranks of the Civil Service after graduating from Sussex University.
  2. Some commentators observe that Prince Charles and many other employers are simply bursting to find any Black employee whom they can hire on some kind of semblance of 'merit.'
  3. Some Black commentators (Tony Sewell) think that such an appointment, while 'on merit' would never have come about without years of affirmative action. {Though Britain had virtually no forms of affirmative action in place, Prince Charles' selection is taken as indicating that affirmative action should be encouraged and expanded.)

Amidst all these contradictory (and self-contradictory) views, Mrs Colleen Harris's qualifications for earning £35K are a matter of real interest. However, just as the Britoid press would rather condemn The g Factor without actually reading it, so they would rather comment on Mrs Harris's appointment without providing the factual ingredients that would enable readers to assess it for themselves. Mrs Harris plainly -- from photos -- has a nice 6' 4", ectomorphic White husband and two boys; but her only qualifications ever mentioned by Britain's disgraceful press are the ballet and elocution lessons properly provided by her Guyanese parents, her "bubbly personality", and Mrs Thatcher's having selected Mrs Harris to be a senior information officer in five-strong Downing Street press office. Only Mrs Harris's mother has been prepared to mention what surely is a key feature in Mrs Harris's progress: "…she is a bright girl and a natural. She will know how to handle anyone."

{Meanwhile, Buckingham Palace courtiers are resisting any idea that Chazza scored a 'first' by appointing Mrs Harris. Apparently Her Majesty has long had a dresser of African descent; and Her private office has seconded an Asian woman as a top manager from private industry (Daily Mail, 19 ii '98). The idea -- attributed to Charles -- that there are 'too few black faces' in royal service infuriates senior courtiers.
      Such is modern Britain. Once intent on fawning on 'the workers', poll-counting political animals now seek the support of 'minorities' -- especially 'Blacks', wymmin and newly knighted raging wooftah Sir Elton John.}


Culture Corner

The new film about the Atlantic slave trade, 'Armistad' (dir. Stephen Spielberg), based on a true story, features Black slaves who murder every White in sight, take over their ship, are then arrested in America and are finally released by Mr Gordon Coutts QC….
      No, history itself wasn't quite like that. The film shows the hunky slaves (gleaming torsos abound) and a Black newspaper editor as instrumental in winning a battle against White supremacists. But, complains the [pinko] Observer's Philip French (1 iii '98): "The crucial significance of white Protestant abolitionism is played down and its representatives are unfairly represented either as a chorus of comic evangelists or as cynical calculators…. The effect of this is to distort and sensationalize history."


Vulgar Racism

(Sunday Mirror, 22 ii '98, Marc Wadsworth and Rupert Hamer)

Getting racism a bad name are the London taxi drivers who recently exposed their idle and/or ignorant prejudices to the Sunday Mirror in an on-the street experiment. When identically dressed Black and White men tried to hail cabs in London, the White man was twice as successful as the Black. (All taxi drivers were White, of course.) Obviously, such behaviour can have a rationale -- given the massively greater likelihood that a young Black man will attempt armed robbery. But that was not what bothered the London cabbies, apparently. Rather, when accosted, the cabbies were totally inarticulate. Here are some of their explanations of why they did not stop for the Black would-be fare who had hailed them.

Plainly cabbies -- notoriously the most 'racist' group that London's chattering classes ever meet -- either have no serious rationale for their prejudices or are, in today's climate, too terrified to articulate their opinions. Once, the likes of cabbies (well, their soulmates, the London dockers) marched to cheer on Enoch Powell. Today, after a generation of multicultural propaganda on TV, they are speechless.


British Psychoshitical Society

Long a spearhead of Political Correctness in Yukay, but restrained by its elderly membership, the 'BPS' has now announced that its Council will seek to set up a 'Lesbian Frumps and Gay Darlings Section.' Whether this move is underpinned by any scientific advance in cracking the psychology of gays and lesbians remains obscure in accordance with BPS policy that its members should have no unhealthy interests in either truth or news.

{Members of the BPS have little idea that an academic psychologist was sacked in Edinburgh in 1997 -- let alone that the process of trying a psychologist for an opinion went on for three months, entirely in private.}


Gods of Genetics

Just when everyone thought that 'Steve' Jones of University College London had the British media fawning on no-genes-for-differences socialism, what happens? Up pops God-botherer Prof Sam Berry, another Prof. of Genetics at UCL, to give everyone several pious Gifford Lectures and tell his dwindling audience that God and Greens are everywhere. Titled 'God, Genes, Greens and Everything' [no joke intended], Prof Sam's lectures urged the return of 'natural theology' whereby God is discovered revealed in every act of nature. Prof Sam has clearly never visited a Britoid council housing estate (or, as is said in Scotland, 'scheme'). In this, at least, he is in line with his toad-loving colleague.


British Medialunacy

(Express, 23 ii '98; Daily Mail, 24 ii '98)

OVEREXPOSED WEENIE

'Scandalized' lately by 'paedophilic images' are such newspapers as the Express and the Mail. Sleuths from these papers had brilliantly tracked down pictures of pensive paedophile's dream Elizabeth Preston, 12, which had been issued by the modelling agency where she works and hopes soon to rival Kate Moss and Claudia Schiffer. So shocked was the Express that it took up a third of its front page with one of the revealing pictures of the lovely teenager (she turned 13 on the day the pictures were put out by her agency); and the Mail set its 'Voice of Reason', Leo McKinstry, to urge that people who run modelling agencies be strung up in public parks (or something like that -- LM's plea for intolerance lacked specificity).

PS  The 'Conservative Family Insitute' (Chief Paedohysteric: Dr Adrian Rogers) demanded that Elizabeth be taken into care by social workers -- presumably unaware that social work is a favourite occupation for people of paedophilic inclination.


Looneyversities

1.  Guardian, 13 ii '98

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VOTERS DRAWN BY STRIPPERS

A Student union staged a male and female strip show yesterday to encourage members to attend its AGM.
      Last year the meeting at Bristol university failed to attract its quorum of 100. But yesterday 800 came to vote on a motion to have strippers proposed by Naz Sawar, union secretary, who said: "I am glad we did it. Loads of people turned up and they debated the serious issues as well."
      Students get a day off for the AGM, which the university is considering ending because of past poor attendance.

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2. (Times Higher, 5 iii '98)

At Anglia Polytechnic University, where staff appoint their own children to jobs in their own departments (McDNL 3 February 1998, LUniversities), police have now been called in to investigate the sending of 'hate mail.' Some staff who have opposed senior management have received anonymous letters saying 'This is the end of your APU life' and urging them to buzz off to the nether regions of hell.


Multicultural Future

Guardian, 29 ix '97, 'Here and Now', Hans König

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A Black Sorbonne graduate told me over a glass of French wine in a bar in Dakar that once Africans get the atomic bomb, their first one will be dropped on Liverpool, the slave port of their diaspora.
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Paedophilia Alert

The following advert accompanied by a visual aid for EUCRYL TOOTHPASTE appeared in the (usually paedohysterical) Daily Star (10 ii '98). -- EUCRYL is "the smoker's toothpaste", renowned for it ability to descale nicotine-stained teeth.

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POOL ATTENDANT

For Girls' Convent School
Responsibilities will include: teaching resuscitation techniques, administering discipline and maintenance of changing rooms.
Accomm. Inc.    NO SMOKERS    PO Box 154, Leeds LS7 4UR
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MARCH 17

Academic Freedom

(Times Higher, 13 iii '98)

Last week Britain was visited by the President of the American Civil Liberties Union. "A free speech die-hard," as she calls herself, Professor Nadine Strossen, of New York, attended a 3-day conference in London organized by the Institute of Contemporary Arts and LM magazine. The conference was titled 'Free Speech Wars' and was devoted to trying to understand how Edinburgh LUniversity had so far got away with sacking an academic for a single page of e-mail.

April Fool! The London Conference had precisely NOTHING to do with Britain's major current 'free speech' case. As far as is known, Professor Strossen, despite her eminent position as World Queen of Free Speech, has no idea of the goings-on in Scotland's capital city.


Feminazism explained to Swedes 'n' Turnips

SEARCH FOR SWEDISH BLONDES OOPS MILLIONAIRES BEGINS

As anticipated in the last NewsLetter (McDNL 10 March), one major component of the opposition to Chris Brand in Edinburgh has now been explained to an important elite European audience -- consisting of Sweden's bankers, stockbrokers and economists. The article, reproduced below,